Our premium shirts are soft and comfy - I literally only sell things I would wear, or that I would buy for my wife in the case of items meant for the ladies.

Sit back and watch a tale of two shirts unfold before you.

Sitting at your desk, face lit by the soft glow of the dark mode screens in front of you, code flows from your fingertips directly into the digital realm. Empty Dew cans litter the floor near your trash can. But you notice none of these things. You're in that place, the special place. The place you go when you need to Get Shiz Done™.

You're starting to cramp up, mostly because you sit with terrible posture once you arrive in The Zone™, but you can barely even feel it. All you know is that you have almost cracked the code to the universe. You've finally done it. All is well, and all will be well. Soon the accolades and money will flow like water because of what you have accomplished here today.

The last thing on your mind is how unbelievably comfy the shirt you are wearing is. And why is it so far from your thinking? Because thats how comfy things work, they disappear in a cloud of fabulousness.

Aren't you glad you wore one of our shirts today?

You should be because here is what happens in universe 3540-L:

Sitting at your desk, face harshly lit by the tiny, and yet still ginormous, CRT monitor in front of you, your eyes are scrunched and wrinkles line your forehead. You are waiting. You know that if you walk out now you will not likely have a job to come back to tomorrow, so you wait. Sure, you try to get some work done, write some code, get in a commit or two before the end of the day, but it is a lost cause, so you wait.

Every time you start heading towards The Zone™, you get derailed by the scratchy, stiff, thick, and stuffy t-shirt you are wearing. This is a casual office so you can dress in what makes you comfortable, but you'd be more comfortable in a burlap suit with a duct tape tie.

So instead of getting work done, you just wait. Five minutes before clock out time your boss calls you into his office. He sits you down and lets you go. He has noticed how you just really don't get much work done and they need someone who can do more than you are.

Dang.

You head home to find a note from your spouse. They left you. Took the dog. Dog left you a present in one of the vents and the heater has been on all day. It'll take you an hour to track down where the smell is coming from, and weeks to get the smell out of your eyeballs.

Next time, get you something super comfy to wear when you go to work.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	SHIRT WIDTH (inches)	SHIRT LENGTH (inches)	US SIZES	EU SIZE	UK SIZE
S	18 ½	25 ¼	6-8	36-38	10-12
M	20	26	10-12	40-42	14-16
L	22	26 ¾	14-16	44-46	18-20
XL	24	27 ½	18-20	48-50	22-24
2XL	26	28 ¼	22-24	52-54	26-28
3XL	28	29	26-28	56-58	30-32