Our Mission

Our mission is incredibly simple:

Make geeky shiz, for geeky people.

Doom doom doom, the end.

Oh wait, I almost forgot the other part of that ... I've got it written down here somewhere ... oh yes! Make geeky shiz that isn't cheap garbage just to make a quick buck, for geeky people.

But seriously, I'm so tired of finding a cool shirt or sommat like that and go through the process of ordering it, giving some rando my info, waiting for who knows how long for it to arrive, just to be disappointed in the type of shirt they printed that super duper cool image/saying on because its cheap, rough, not stretchy in the right ways and stretchy in all the wrong ways, lasts only a couple of washings, piece of garbage that was chosen and printed on because they have the best profit margin.

I mean, I get it, you gotta make money and put food on your table and Nintendo Switches in your hands, but cant you either warn me its garbage first, or give me the opportunity to buy a nicer shirt for a little more. Seriously, the print on demand companies I use to print and ship these wonderful pieces of fine art in this store only charge like $2 more for the nicer shirt - though it does usually have less color options.

Now that I've had my little rant, I'd just like to say, I only print on shirts that I personally would wear, and I sell them at a price that I personally would pay. If you don't like the shirts I use, or the price I've put things at, kick rocks ... I mean, my merch is probably not for you and you should check out your local Walmart - sometimes they have cool stuff and it is super cheap.