I get it, the form you show others isn’t your true self. We all do it, some more than others.

But you, you’re not even human.

I don’t know where you hide that giant protrusion coming from your skull, but you are actually a narwhal in a human costume.

If you want to let everyone know, wear the shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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